Alright kiddies guess who’s back with more stories from the land of pickled cabbage and squid jerky. That’s actually what I had for lunch yesterday; the squid was a little salty but come on now who really complains when they’re eating squid jerky. You just thank the heavens that you’re in a place where squid jerky can be enjoyed by the bucket full. And not to worry I will be bringing home the tasty little treats for the brave stomached to try back home, I know y’all can’t wait.

So let’s see… I left you guys at the end of October with Aaron’s b-day and Halloween being our highlights among others. The next couple of months were kinda laid back as we got in the routine of teaching and got over the fact that WE’RE IN SOUTH KOREA!! We made some fuckin awesome Korean friends, and also discovered the underground Korean punk scene which is blowing up huge right now. We’ve been doing our fair share of partying and drinking till wee hours of the morning which could also attribute to my lack of blogging cause I have trouble remembering what it exactly is that I did the night before. Regardless we’ve been having a ridiculously good time and its hard to believe that we’re gonna be outta here in like 4 more months. We’re planning to do a lot more traveling around Korea during the next couple of months so I’ll have more than just stupid drunken pictures of us. Relax there’ll still be a bunch of those jus more other stuff too.

So anyways here’s what we’ve been up to till bout after New Years and then some. Chek ya later Bitches!!!

- So we went on our first field trip with the little demons that we call kindergartens. Sorry I’m just jaded from being hit, smacked, screamed at, punched, kicked and junked by these little kids that demons is the only thing my brain can justify calling them. We went to a place called Fun Land. A place with ball pits, tubes and slides as far the eye can see, not to mention a million little 2 foot Korean hellions. Look at the one in the pink man, that’s hatred in her eyes, she hurled that plastic ball with rage people, rage!

- If I haven’t already mentioned it, we live like kings up here. Our place is honestly the nicest I’ve ever had to myself. Not to mention we have an oven which in Korea is a luxury. So for Christmas me and Aaron felt obligated to throw a traditional Christmas feast. So we rounded ourselves up a 12 pound turkey, got Aaron’s mom’s recipe for stuffing, and a 1kg can of corn, Thank You Costco!! All in all the dinner was amazing and everyone ended up trashed, not to mention leftovers. Who doesn’t love Christmas!

- So naturally we were in a very festive mood after our Christmas dinner success that we decided to celebrate, and what better way to do that than to join the Seoul Gun Club and fire off a couple of rounds. Now I’m not one for violence, but there’s jus something bout dudes and guns, I guess it’s a testosterone thing. It was fun as hell though!!

- Next weekend we had the chance to shred some Korean pow. We were invited by our director and her family to go snowboarding with them. We took on some new comers to the sport and had our fair share of fun watching the little snow bunnies eat shit over and over and over again! It was an awesome feeling rippin down the hill and realizing that I just carved a Korean mountain.

*Random Korean Encounter*

Drunken Korean Dude says to Cid: "You're beautiful!"

Cid: "Heheheh...Thanks"

Drunk Korean Dude: "How come you can speak?"

Damn straight drunken korean dude, damn fuckin straight.... how come she can speak. Thats bullshit, I'm gonna look for a mute button!